Hi there and welcome to Twatlas.com
This site has been inspired by the makers of Stebbington's Atlas
of Britain*. These intrepid geographers decided to create a map
of Britain with all the place names replaced with rude words.
The London News
Review has kindly put up an excerpt of this wonderfully rude
It quotes the makers as saying: 'At some point or other, everyone
has thought it: I do wish someone would get on and produce an atlas
of the British Isles in which every single place name has been replaced
by an obscene or suggestive term.
'And thats exactly what we are producing: an altogether new
and ruder kind of road map. A map in which Hull becomes Todger,
Norwich becomes Nipple Clamp, and Stoke Newington has
the honour of being renamed Buggeration.'
This seemed like such a fabulous idea that I had to have a go at
this myself. And here it is, the first Twatlas map of Australia
(making special use of Australian slang sexual euphemisms).
The idea of a "twatlas" has appeared elsewhere
on the internet in the form of a Flash "Sweary
Map" with "vaginal euphemisms". Unfortunately
that map makes wrong use of the Australian term "don't come
the raw prawn with me" (believe it or not, this isn't about
Want to send me your own version of a twatlas? Email
it in and I'll put it on the site! Extra points for using geographically
specific swear words.
* Is the Stebbington's Atlas of Britain actually real?
I have no idea.
(well, if you like swearing on maps, you're probably partial
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