Twatlas - The Swearing Map
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Hi there and welcome to Twatlas.com This site has been inspired by the makers of Stebbington's Atlas
of Britain*. These intrepid geographers decided to create a map
of Britain with all the place names replaced with rude words. It quotes the makers as saying: 'At some point or other, everyone has thought it: I do wish someone would get on and produce an atlas of the British Isles in which every single place name has been replaced by an obscene or suggestive term. 'And that’s exactly what we are producing: an altogether new
and ruder kind of road map. A map in which Hull becomes “Todger”,
Norwich becomes “Nipple Clamp”, and Stoke Newington has
the honour of being renamed “Buggeration”.'
The idea of a "twatlas" has appeared elsewhere on the internet in the form of a Flash "Sweary Map" with "vaginal euphemisms". Unfortunately that map makes wrong use of the Australian term "don't come the raw prawn with me" (believe it or not, this isn't about sex). Want to send me your own version of a twatlas? Email it in and I'll put it on the site! Extra points for using geographically specific swear words.
* Is the Stebbington's Atlas of Britain actually real? I have no idea. |
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